You're caught in the rip tide of modern life.  That awful place between functional alcoholic and under-achieving post-college professional adult.  A prolonged adolescence you fear may last well over this "hill" you're supposed to be climbing right now.  It feels so stupid and alone.  Everyone becomes a manifestation of something you hate about yourself and you find yourself fighting to relate to just one other human being who can even come close to understanding this bullshit life you once willingly, even eagerly, immersed yourself in but now find drowning you.  Those swimming lessons your dad made you take during the summer (while he was slaving away and sacrificing his 20's to make sure you and your borther could grow up with all the advantages he didn't have) will sure come in handy right about now.  Treading water, floating on your back, taking a dive.  Who knows.  Maybe you'll get lucky.  Maybe this stagnant water isn't putrid with bacteria and disease.  Maybe you won't die before you reach the shore.

melancholy moonshine

Disappointment bubbles up in me like acid reflux
I am drunk on resentment and now
it's three a.m. and I'm calling your house to
tell you that I love you and to leave me alone but
your mom answered so then I
just breathed heavily into the phone and
listened to her bad words until she hung up and then
took another swig of melancholy moonshine
homemade angst - bottled up inside and fermented for years until
it is an 180 proof malt blend of all the
nastiness I ever thought and all of the
anger and self-pity and doubt and worst of all
the ghost of you

socorro

For thousands of years, the southwest has conjured up images of the devil.  The devil, with burro legs, dancing spitefully alone in the furious moonlight, across sands which, under his step, light up like coals on a fire.  In the background secrets are being whispered.  New forms of nuclear power imaginable only to those who have dedicated a decade of their lives to it are being tested, mushroom clouds a common and accepted phenomenon on the far side of the mountain.  Hidden beneath bridges and between thickets of trees peoples secret sexual lives are played out for only the roadrunners, coyotes and rattlesnakes to witness.  No one questions one another here, every word taken with a grain of sand blown into your eyes, ears and every other orifice by the semi-constant winds which constantly rearrange the dirt particles and tumble the weeds.  The smoke from the forest fire one-hundred miles away chokes up the town square and the vegetables at the farmers’ market are quickly packed away.  Somewhere in the city someone silently sips a forty ounce of Tecate and crushes a cockroach protesting the disgusting way things in life sometimes are. 

key worst

She walked into an Irish Pub that looked like where townies would hang out.  Hell bent on befriending more locals and jazzed off rum and cokes and bloody marys (a divine rotation which evoked the saucy spirit of old Hemingway), she stumbled up to the bar, her glassy eyes blazing a glorious and unapologetic red (probably still reflecting the dramatic sunset she had been witness to a few hours and well drinks prior).  She proceeded to grab a stool at the bar between a couple of grey haired fogeys, but before her rump could make its routine descent, the bartender asked to see some I.D.  She pulled out her Iowa Driver’s License for the umpteenth time that night, and one of the grayed folks looked over at her and asked “Just how old are you?” 

“23.” She replied, matter-of-factly.

“You don’t look 23.”

“Yeah well neither do you.” She said dryly.

“Ha.  Well how old do I look” He dared her, his hand subconsciously smoothing the wrinkles on his face.

“Hmmm…” she pretended to be deep in thought, her gaze cast up and to the right as if trying to look inside her brain for an answer, “I’d say late twenties, maybe 28?”

He laughed, “Perfect answer.  You want a drink?  Order whatever you want, it’s on me.”

“Hell yes.  Shit man, I’ll tell you you look 12 if you want.”

She turned to the bartender, “You heard the man, I’ll take a bloody mary, please.”

He smiled and began to mix the drink, carefully adding hot sauce per her slurry request.  The old man stumbled away.  She drank alone, her soggy mind racing at 1000 thoughts per second.  As she pondered, a young man wandered up to take the place of the old fogey.

“Hi there, can I buy you a drink?” The mousey brown-haired Martin Short doppleganger inquired, smoothing his hair and sharing a wolf’s grin.

“Why the hell not.”   She replied.  “What’s your name anyway?”

“Frank” He replied, “And yours?”

“Ashley” She lied, replacing the truth with her former middle name, the first name which popped into her head.

“Well nice to meet you, Ashley.  And where are you from?”

“Illinois” It felt like second nature, lying to this guy she was already beginning to get bad vibes from.

“Great.  Well, I’m from here. My dad owned a big shipping company and I live on an island he owned just north of here.  Want to come check it out?”

She sipped on her bloody mary and vaguely looked him over, a little disappointed in the unbelievable talk-up this man was giving himself.  If you’re going to lie, at least make it believable.

“No, I think my step dad would get kind of mad if I ditched him and his hotel room.”

“Oh, you’re here with your stepdad, huh?  What brings you two to the island?”

“It’s my mom’s funeral.  She died of brain cancer.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry.” He shook his head in an attempt to express empathy.  “I can relate, my dad died of leukemia.”

“That sucks.”

“Yeah.  So how old are you?”

“21, and yourself?”

“27. So what do you do in Illinois?  You’re very pretty, are you a model?”

Inside her brain, her eyes rolled intensely.  Her ability to be polite was wearing thin but the promise of a free drink kept her carefully sharpened tongue at bay.  “No, I’m in my last semester of my master’s degree at Illinois State University.”

“Wow.” He looked intrigued. “What’s your major?”

“I study environmental science.” She replied curtly, purposefully being as generic in her lie as possible so as to keep it easy to remember whilst leaving her story open for embellishment.  Lying about yourself to strangers is both a science and an art, when done correctly.  “What do you do?”

“Nothing right now.  I just live with my mother on our island.  But I plan on going to community college.”

She chuckled, “That’s cool.  What do you want to study?”  (‘I bet it’s business.  Jerks like this always say business.’)

“I don’t know yet.  I’m thinking business.”

In her head, she promised herself a reward rum and coke for her divination skills.  Her crassness refusing to stay jailed, she smugly stated,  “ Is there even a community college on this island?”

“Let’s not get into that.  So listen, what would it take to get you to come see my island?”

“Oh, gee, I don’t think I could, my dad would be mad if I ditched him.”

“You mean stepdad.”

‘Shit’, she thought, ‘I better keep up with this story.’ “I CALL him dad because my real dad split from my mom when I was a baby and I’ve never known him.”

“Oh I see.  What’s your mom do?”

“She’s…” she paused, well aware that he was probably seeing through her lies at this point, but also well aware that she didn’t care. “She’s a banking tycoon… Or she was.” She hurriedly added.

“Interesting.  So listen, do you even remember my name?”

“I’m not going to lie, no I have no idea what your name is.”

“Good, because I didn’t catch yours.  I like that you’re honest about it.  I’m Frank.  And you’re… Nicole, right?”

“Ashley.” She replied.  She looked around nervously all of a sudden, wondering how he knew her real name.  Her I.D. was tucked away in her wallet.  Her drunken sense of paranoia was heightened.  ‘Did the barteneder tell  him?  That’s the only person in here who knew my name?  Is this some sort of conspiracy against me?’  She started sipping her drink with a quiet intensity, dedicated to its’ quick obsoletion from the glass. 

“Well, Ashley, what would it take to get you to come home with me and ditch your dad and this bar?”  Frank grinned, his eyes glimmered with hope.

“Honestly, Frank, there’s not enough alcoholic beverages in the world to convince me that would be a wise or fruitful decision.”  She began to hoover her drink as fast as she could, the spiciness of the added Crystal hot sauce (the island seemed to be completely void of sriracha) starting to sting her soft palette.

Taken aback, he sipped his drink and looked her over.  She continued on her quest to reach the bottom of the glass. 

“Okay well what about money, do you want money?” He said casually, as if the words were his slogan.

She hoped he was kidding.  The swarthy grin on his face said he wasn’t.  She picked up her drink and gave it the old Iowa chug.  “Dude, I’m gonna get out of here.  This is just not happening. Honestly.”  She leveled with Frank, disappointed again that people could actually stoop so low.

“You don’t have to go, stay for another drink.” He begged, reaching out to grab her arm.

She pressed her arm against her side and swung her trademark green army bag over her shoulder, hopping to her feet.  “Yeah, Yeah I really do have to go.  I make it a rule never turn down a free drink but I think in this case I’ve got to get going.” She moved quickly to the door, ignoring his feeble protests.  As she stumbled into the street, she walked hurriedly to the right, her exit strategy unplanned.  After fleeing the scene for a few blocks and being sure he wasn’t following her, she got out the free tourist map she had acquired from the motel lobby that morning.  She gazed at the map, hunting for some clue as to her whereabouts and the whereabouts of her hotel.  She could find neither.  Quickly, the irony of her refusal to listen to her dad’s obnoxious bike tour came to her.  She could hear herself quipping “God, dad, I’m not a dolt.  I can find my way around anywhere.  Look this is one big touristy street and this whole island’s not so big. Plus I’ve got this map.”  Swallowing her pride, she dug out her phone and dialed her dad’s number.

DNE

All those memories you don’t want to be a part of

All those silent mistakes you made when you couldn’t

Open a mouth that had belonged to someone else.

That silently cried out for someone to tell you

To just shut up

That ravishing hope that

You’d find someone who was just a little more

Honest and able and exponential

And not another equation

Leaving you with a remainder

Which you didn’t even want to factor.

I AM A WHOLE NUMBER.

variable when the situation feels appropriate

and they always save a place for me.

And why can’t I be “x” or “y”

or “mx+b”.

Or anything but me.

quadrilaterically speaking

I am nothing but ninety degrees.

Displeased.

the outsiders think I’m irrational

the insiders consider me squared

I am a fucked up function.

january blackout

cant sleep and I’ve run out of things to argue with myself about. 

the sun is down and

the moon is going down

and im stumbling belligerently awake

this haggard march towards dawn will get me nowhere

              howling

a crescendo and

a crescent moon

                                                somewhere someone is pretending something’s funny when it’s not.

it is easter morning and if you listen real carefully

you can hear the squeals of the baby bunnies my neighbor’s cat is killing

over the car stereos and the sound of

my property value crashing through the roof.

the sky may or may not be falling

and I’ll be in a daze for days

down the rio/ going greek

down the rio

………………..

every dog barks at me

in these city streets

garbage from wall to wall

they look at me

with ragged teeth

and I don’t want to know them at all.

going greek

……………….

a jilted lady – vagrant – or pioneer

attend a roman orgy in a previous year

but she just sits to the side

and folds her hands

and says no one understands

me and I’m not unlike

the curious type

and love did once tickle my loins

but I can’t do it here

because of a growing fear

that everyone here’s lost their minds

unsure of other ways

I now spend my days

observing, and often alone.

but should I get those urges

because love sometimes surges

I find myself dreaming of rome.